Alex Hartley

So the other night I go out for a drink with some really good friends. It was all in good fun and was a great night, but I had a few troubles during the night, aha!

I played pool with some good friends, as you do. Of course, we played for a bet of 2 drinks each. We played doubles with some good shots and won (the opposite team potted the black) but being the fool that I am, I said to them; “Fancy double or nothing?”. Now when you’re already winning and have 2 drinks coming your way, it’s not something you should say, aha! So it then turned into a singles match between my mate and I. Little did I know he’d played pool all his life and would then woop me (though I only had 2 balls left! [innuendo haha!]). So there I lost 4 drinks -__-.

Later on we got a taxi home and I walked to my house from my mate’s. I then suddenly realised that it was 5:30 in the morning and I had no keys. I didn’t want to wake my family due to them having work the following day. As I was intoxicated with silly thoughts, I decided to put my coat on and sleep in the front garden (using my bag as a pillow!). I then woke up at 7am, freezing cold and not able to dial my phone properly. I eventually manage to call the house phone with my thumb! My mom let me in and cooked me a hot potato ^__^.

Ah well. All’s well that ends well, ay?